{"product_id":"8-x-10-framed-freedom-portrait-1","title":"8.5 x 11 FREEDOM PORTRAITS 2025 SEASON","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eULTIMATE FREEDOM PORTRAITS: NOW FOR SALE (BECAUSE CAPITALISM)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAre you tired of feeling \"okay\"? Do you look at your living room walls and think, \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"82\"\u003e\"There’s a distinct lack of internal combustion and tectonic plates here\"\u003c\/i\u003e? 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